What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 14:39

Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III